I don’t know about you guys, but I go through this process at least 3 mornings a week (basically whenever I have to leave the house because those are the only days I try and wear clothes). Clothes suck. But also I love clothes.
1. Fuck, I think I just stood on an earring.
2. *throws open wardrobe* Look at all the clothes I have, with not a single thing I actually feel like wearing!
3. It’s too cold to wear that dress without a jacket, but I don’t have a jacket that goes with this dress…
4. That top looks great with this skirt and it’d look bomb with a pair of heels but I’m doing a lot of walking today and don’t want to wear heels ugh.
5. I really just want to wear this black t-shirt but I wore it yesterday, but I didn’t see any of my friends so nobody will actually know (or care really).
6. It’s fine to wear head-to-toe black, right?
7. Maybe I’ll wear my navy blue shoes to spice things up a bit.
8. Can I actually be arsed to wear jewellery today? Who am I trying to kid, of course I can.
9. Is it going to rain today? Because I’ll need a raincoat and my raincoat looks AWFUL with this outfit.
10. You know that feeling when you put on a brand new pair of tights and LADDER THEM FROM CROTCH TO FOOT IN LESS THAN TEN MINUTES FML.
11.I still haven’t decided on a jacket.
12. Fuck it, leather goes with anything.
13. Should I put on a different top? I don’t know if I’m feeling this one anymore.
14. Shit, I needed to leave the house in 2 minutes and I don’t even have my shoes on yet.
15. Shoes are ON and I am exactly on time.
16. Wait, what bag am I taking?
What stages do you go through when getting dressed in the morning?